Total Medals Earned: 540 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,220 Points
Medals Earned: 9/38 (75/500 points)
Beat a highscore
Die 5 times
Beat 3 levels
Collect total of 5000 gold
Perfect 5 levels
Upgrade a part to max
Use the bomb 15 times
Be ranked in the top 40%
Be ranked in the top 20%
No gold 10 different levels
Collect total of 60000 gold
No gold 5 different levels
Die 20 times
No gold in one level
Beat boss 1
Die 5 times while using the slow shield
Right click achievement
Convert 900 bullets to gold with one bomb
Beat 10 levels
Beat boss 1 without dying once
Get all trophies [15]
Die 50 times
Perfect 10 levels
Beat level 15 without dying
Use the bomb 35 times
Get 2/3 of all trophies [10]
Get 1/3 of all trophies [5]
Beat boss 2
Beat a level > 15 getting at least 2 ribbons and not dying
Upgrade 3 parts to max
Beat boss 2 without dying once
Perfect 15 levels
Upgrade all parts to max
Collect total of 200000 gold
Slow 600 bullets with 1 slow shield
Hit 1000 bullets with 1 gold shield
Beat all levels
Be ranked in the top 8%
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 14/46 (90/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Monk!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Carry 350 Coins
Use your Second Wind!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (270/320 points)
Don't take damage in a level.
Do it in under 10 minutes
Use the highest magic level.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.